This is meant to amuse, not offend.

Admin, if 'poor taste', please delete and accept my apologies. I would never think to cross the no-no line.


  1. Awww, it's cute.
  2. Why don't we just cuddle?
  3. You know, they have surgery to fix that.
  4. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
  5. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
  6. It looks like a nightcrawler.
  7. It's OK, we'll work around it.
  8. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
  9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
  10. Can I be honest with you?
  11. Let me go get my tweezers.
  12. How sweet, you brought incense.
  13. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
  14. All right, a treasure hunt!
  15. At least this won't take long.
  16. I never saw one like that before.
  17. What do you call this?
  18. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
  19. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
  20. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
  21. Aww, it's hiding.
  22. Is that an optical illusion?
  23. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
  24. Does it come with an air pump?
  25. Where are the puppet strings?
  26. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
  27. Those aren't crabs, they are pets and they won't bite you.
  28. Please just once.....I promise the rash is almost gone.
  29. Hey, you don't have a nail on that pinkie.
  30. We'll try again tomorrow with the lights off.
Ruthie