I cannot breath - Please HELP!!!

**MiemsJewels** · 06-09-11, 12:57

Originally Posted by moppies

Hi...

How do you fit the two golf balls with the knobkerrie..., so to speak please? One on top of the other one or, is this for she-males only?

Sorry..., space looks worryingly small - unless it like a kangaroo-pouch thingie?

Thank you and kind regards

Edmund2000 - Asked by

05 Sep 23:39

A:
Hi,

It has a pouch, knobkierrie will be fine, canons might have a problem :-)

LoL Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

**lilythepink** · 06-09-11, 16:46

Seems our friend is busy asking questions now - which are keeping us going until he is back!

The answer to Edmund's question is hilarious!

**mellowred** · 06-09-11, 20:14

Here I've had it wrong my whole life .... this just proves that size does NOT count

**TS Ron** · 06-09-11, 20:21

Actually I had to laugh working in my sons room I was looking for something on the shelf when I basically could not contain myself there on the shelf is something very similar this is in the shape of a snake! One of his friends had given this to him as a fun gift.. Sorry to spoil the fun the package says one size fits all!

**moppies** · 06-09-11, 20:35

Doesn't the funny item advertised fits the seller: global fun (458

) username?

**moppies** · 06-09-11, 20:45

I am so sad, wanted to buy it as a pressie for hubby - but he is

,

and

: "what the h@ll is this"?.

My reply: "It is cool, you don't have to

- I am your

, I will protect you against any harm".

Needless to say - I lost my case!!

**lilythepink** · 07-09-11, 08:17

Oh dear, moppies! But it's good to have you actively involved in the "forum family" again. Please do not do another disappearing act or MrAerospace will need double whiskies every night!

**Nubbi** · 07-09-11, 08:38

LoL - a woman that drives you to drink!! my kind of gal!!

**MiemsJewels** · 07-09-11, 11:58

Originally Posted by moppies

Doesn't the funny item advertised fits the seller: global fun (458

) username?

Glow bal fun?

**lilythepink** · 07-09-11, 12:10

Clever, Miems. (You're on the "bal"!!) lol

**Kit W** · 07-09-11, 15:46

Originally Posted by Lukeness

I never though guys were all that concerned over 'panty lines' anyway...
How does that thing stay in place? Do you have to spend the whole day clenching?

When the time is "ripe" it just stays in place - like hanging a towel on a rack. lol lol