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I hope it comes with some handwash and handywipes! lol
And under "multi tools"? Don't they mean "stools"?![]()
"I have learnt in life that almost anything you say is just your opinion.
It's not a fact."
Alan Bean at 80: Apollo 12 astronaut, the 4th man to walk on the moon
Not really sure but whatever you do, don't wee in it.......says so in the instructions![]()
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Key words "Camper Toilet, Mobile Toilet, Novelty Toilet"? Novelty toilet makes it sound like something you would buy for your kids, show off to visitors and give away as a gift.
“When you ask G od for a gift, Be thankful if he sends, Not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of real true friends.”
― Helen Steiner Rice
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"Truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.""Power does not corrupt man; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power" (George Bernard Shaw)
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― Helen Steiner Rice
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"Load" being the operative word here, and with Duke The Ringmaster.![]()
OMG, thats it!! Im gonna start selling my old socks and jocks!![]()
Numismatics: "A pursuit involving a veneer of scholarship hiding a core of greed."
Shyt Box question: Still hanging...
Mantality
Question asked by: Edmund1000
Hi!
That looks like a glorified campstool with a soiled nappy on... ;-)
How many puff adders can one coil per diaper? (See 10 diapers/ R300 with postage)
Thank you so much.
Kind regards
PS That word "Poos" you use there, nearly made me faint man... I'm Afrikaans speaking...
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Last edited by MiemsJewels; 15-10-11 at 11:25.
“When you ask G od for a gift, Be thankful if he sends, Not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of real true friends.”
― Helen Steiner Rice
http://www.bidorbuy.co.za/seller/1147551/MiemsJewels
The description: Hysterically funny
Description
Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and sh*t in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.
Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the sh*t Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.
Flat-packed, the sh*t Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.
10 bio-degradable bags included Enjoy the great outdoors, sitting on your throne! Great for festivals!
Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the Sh*t Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.
Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the sh*t. By the way, if you think we’re trying to shoehorn in as many pooey euphemisms as possible, you’d be right. But when a product is this brilliant, nothing we say is going to make a difference. We’d give it ten minutes if we were you…
“When you ask G od for a gift, Be thankful if he sends, Not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of real true friends.”
― Helen Steiner Rice
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